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"WEIGHT LOSS MADE SIMPLE"

12-16-2010

On your left the December 2010 cover of O The Oprah Magazine with the headline "Weight loss made simple."
Don't get me started on the ego it takes to: A Name a magazine after yourself and B Put yourself on the cover every single month.
As for her secret to weight loss, compare those photos again. It's called   P h o t o s h o p . Damn fine photoshop, nonetheless — kudos to their digital retoucher. Below is another view. She appears to have been wrapped by Christo.


FAVORITE QUOTE OF THE DAY!

12-13-2010 | www.eonline.com | Discussing Lady Gaga's studded chastity belt
Modeling more spikes than the
fence keeping Katie Holmes
hostage at the Cruise compound...


FUNNIEST THING A CLIENT EVER SAID!

In reference to his new business cards
My therapist said these are
the best cards he'd ever seen!



FUNNIEST THING MY THERAPIST EVER SAID!

In reference to working at the Apple store
Drink the Kool-aid...



FAVORITE HEADLINE OF THE DAY!

12-08-2010 | www.socialitelife.com


Which can't help but remind me of my parents dining room. Bambi's dad watches over your meal along with Jesus and his gang of 12 for a Last Supper, served up on a bias cut log.
This should also explain, why Robert wears orange so often.
He's afraid of being shot by hunters!

   

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